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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

So they tried

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Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

No way

What did Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts do wrong in Sweden?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

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So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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